Intro: G D A D G D A D G D A D G Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game D A D G Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain D E We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name G D A D G Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game D A D G Can't have the cream when the crop and the cream are the same D E Liquid or gas no more than the glass will contain G D When you talk about the hand of glory A D A tale that's rather grim and gory G D E Is it just another children's story that's been de-clawed? G D E When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed G D A I think they're gonna make you start over D G You don't want to start over D A Put your backpack on your shoulder D G Be the good little soldier D Take your places now E G 'Cause we're all predisposed D A D G Measuring cups, play a new game D A D G Front of the class, measure your brain D E Give you a complex and we'll give it a name G D When you talk about the hand of glory A D A tale that's rather grim and gory G D E Is it just another children's story that's been de-clawed? G D E When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed G D A Put your backpack on your shoulder D Be the good little soldier G D It's no different when your older E You're predisposed G Bb That's all for questions now D The case is closed!